My friend, you are, without a doubt awesome. Many years ago when the world was young and I was thin, I dreamed of having similar adventures. Now you are allowing me to live vicariously through your agony and unrelenting humor. I see no reason why you could not, at a later date work this into a book. I would willingly pay $25 for a hardback. Perhaps even a movie. Good luck and God bless, you just picked up a 400 lb. passenger.
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