...use a bed-sheet with eye-holes cut out of it for a tarp.
...instead of dutch flyz, make dutch batz.
...use a jack-o-lantern for a headlamp.
...partially put your gear away in a Lazy Slug Tube... with a person still inside it (head first for extra-creepy).
...use human femurs as spreader bars for your bridge hammock.
...bring any of my children (extra-creepy points awarded if you bring all of them).
...take visitors on a tour to see the dismembered bodies of hangers whose spouses found out how much all of their gear really costs.
...sleep in a tent.
You're gonna need a bigger hammock
Last edited by timabababaluka; 10-05-2012 at 15:20..
Reason: parallelism; forgot to close the door; clean-up