I'm so excited right now... My wife somehow figured out what I was looking for(I'm sure the 24/7 research for 10 days non-stop contributed to this...subtlety was distinctly absent) and has ordered me an early birthday present! HH Safari Deluxe is on the way and will be here on Tuesday.
Thanks to all that were working to help me get set up, and I greatly appreciate the lengths folks on here were willing to go to help! I'll have from Tuesday to Friday to play around practicing, and my first hang outing is next weekend.
I appreciate all of the offers that I received.