Tried twice. About 150yds behind the house is Sharky's Bar and Grill, open until 2:00 AM. Can't really hear the music but the bass thump is just enough to keep me awake. Then there is the ambulance service 1/2 mile down the road, always busy but even more so with the snowbirds down during the winter. Then between 4:00 and 5:00 AM the garbage trucks are making their rounds to empty the dumpsters.
Most of us end up poorer here but richer for being here. Olddog, Fulltime hammocker, 365 nights a year.