I can ask about renting my scout camp, it has all the qualifications but i know there are usually some lively "spirits" around the fire. The Scouts sort of frown on the "spirits" on their properties.
Experts are the ones who think they know everything. Geniuses are the ones who know they don't.
Gather round your hearts the tinder,
lay the oak and pine together,
kindle all that is within you with a warm and cheerful spirit.