Well, that certainly made my morning coffee more...entertaining! That story should be good for free beer somewhere down the road, for certain. Had me laughing pretty hard.
Glad that nothing was hurt beyond the ability of Advil to fix--well, perhaps besides your lawnmower, depending on where those nails are--and that you're willing to take another swipe at this!
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