This is a great post. I have a Mamajamba with diy doors and I carry 12 stakes to tie down everything. Now I can cut that in half easily.
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."