Originally Posted by zim
The last parachute you'll ever need
Cover for woodpile
Earth-tone vampire outfit (Dracula style, not Angel style)
Tablecloth for asymmetrical tables
Poor performing kite
Big sand/snow anchor
You would do very well on the IQ test that measures more ability to reason than specific knowledge, forget what it is called. Laughed at some of these but would love to use it as drapery. The woodpile comment made me think if hung properly I could actually put it over the fire to protect it from rain throughout the night in winter.