Originally Posted by CrankyOldGuy
You are obviously a noob. We old timers are very disciplined in our hammock spending habits and, even more importantly, we've learned to talk through all of our hammock purchases with our significant other in advance to avoid any misunderstanding.
LOL Riiight. Mmm-hmm
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