I got a laugh reading this.
I've been dieing to hang my hammock. Unfortunately the only two trees suitable to hang from are behind the garage.
I however have been eyeing bottom of the floor joices in our basement. I've got tons of space down there to play with.
Alternatively, I'd have to make a free standing stand as I can't reach the 12ft ceilings in the rest of the house, and most of our bedrooms are too wide to run lines to the walls.