Planning a weekend trip to Shawnee State Forest, I didn't expect to find a tribe of hammock people hanging in the trees, but there they were. After eyeing them and their funny shelters for a moment, I made my approach. I found the hammock people to be quite friendly and warm hearted, sharing stories and pleasant conversation. After a bit of banter I began to inquire about their hammocks. They spoke nothing but praises and swore by their contraptions. They said there were more hammock people than they and that I could find them at hammockforums.net. So, here I am, curious to know more about you the hammock people and your ways. To be honest, the hammock people I've already met have pushed me to the edge of joining your ranks, I'm just looking for that last shove.
Originally Posted by Shug
The hammock people will hold you up even when your suspension won't. They will gift you. They are a fine and hearty people. They show respect I do suspect.
You met some of our most beloved and quaint hammock ambassadors. I know that the enthusiasm they spilled upon you was heartfelt and earnest.
Hammock people care for your comfort in the piney woods.
All secure in sector seven,
Shug of the hammock people .... but not of the hammock people you met