Hey Garden State Hangers. After speaking with the leadership of the GSHDANJ, we have decided to forego all food and drink (except water) for the weekend and we encourage all attendees to start fasting by at least Thursday (after Thanksgiving dinner). In addition to helping us all shed a few pounds, the fasting should have us all hallucinating by Saturday evening and we'll be more likely to see the Jersey Devil on the mandatory night hike.
Also, we've decided this hang will be a nondenominational Pastafarian event. Please bring your colanders to wear during the Sunday morning devotional (led by yours truly). We are also going to have a mandatory singles enrichment seminar on Saturday afternoon (led by Ratdog). You do not have to be single to participate: you just need to have wished, at some point in your life, that you were single.
There will also be a training session on how to trade your bellybutton lint for top-notch hammock gear such as cuben fiber tarps and down quilts. If you do not have any bellybutton lint, let us know and we can provide some for you.
Attendees will also be required to buy a commemorative t-shirt for this hang. The front will say, "Turkey Trek, Bra" and the back will say, "Scungilli Salad" along with this graphic of scungilli salad.
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