So, I'll leave all of the inappropriate low hanging fruit out of this post....but I do need to share this transformative piece of kit. I've been using this on a few trips and used it again last night on a colder weather kit check. It was quite windy last night which makes this thing even more awesome.
This is a plumbing extender from the under sink repair section at home depot. It's 18" long, weighs 1.9oz, and is the 1.5in diameter. It was under $2.
One of the great things about my bridge hammock is that, with a little yoga, one can answer nature's call without leaving your quilts. The problem is that windy conditions, or poor planning, can result in urine on your quilts. This device allows for worry free relief and continued warmth....it solves one of the worst parts of colder weather camping.
I'm sure it's been done before...but I wanted to share.