Quote Originally Posted by Hangandy View Post
Not far off.

Reality is that since Canada has so much land, as long as we keep Quebec, that we span even more time zones. So in exchange for better international shipping rates we simply sold Dutch one of our surplus time zones.

So when you order things from Dutch he is actually in a time which is 2 hours ahead of when you thought you wanted the item. Therefore he is able to simply choose to mail it out to you in advance of your ordering it.

I just wonder if this is the same logic Dutch uses when his elves ask for advance pay.
No, his answer is "two weeks."