I saw this on a different forums, and it's always a hoot. Don't know if its been done here already.
It goes along the lines of Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be a Redneck" schtick.
If you cant afford to buy your wife a Valentines gift 'cause you spent your paycheck at RipstopByTheRoll and DutchGear...
...You might be hammock hanging crazy!
If you forgot your Mom's birthday, but remembered Shug Emery's...
...You might be hammock hanging crazy!
If you hear the term "whoopie sling" and it Doesn't remind you of sex...
...You might be hammock hanging crazy!
(The ones that are TRUE are the funniest!)
Anyone...
Anyone...
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