New Dutch Biners??

[Hangandy]

I figure they could save titanium AND lower pack weight if they read,

"Handcrafted by the Worlds Greatest Hiker, who is also very easy on the eyes!"

That or,

NOT FOR CLIMBING, BUNGEE JUMPING, OR WINCHING JEEPS OUT OF IRRIGATION CANALS FOLLOWING A MISCALCULATION ON THE PART OF ONES MOTHER-IN-LAW WHILE SPEEDING TO WALMART FOR SOME DENTAL FLOSS BEFORE IT CLOSES

[gunner76]

Oooo...more shiny stuff