for those of you that are anti the "prone-urination movement" here on HF, lemme know when you get too cold to get up, attempt the 'swift wriggle' and fail, i'll take the $200 UQ you'd be too posh to use afterwards. hell, i'll even throw down for a smooth ten bucks over the shipping. i come from a large extended family with lots of uncles and older cousins (i.e.: tormentors). camping with some of those wildlings will cause you to come in contact with some of the least pleasant fluids and substances (bodily and others) one could dream up; a lil peepee on the things that keeps me from freezing is the least of my worries. my grandfather grew up on dirt floors, became a motorcycle thugs and robbed banks, got shot and stabbed and ate stuff off the sidewalk and drank rain water off houses and out of ducts with absolutely no fear of stomach bugs or ecoli or whatever. seems like some of you forgot that purell type stuff was only created in the last twenty years. you think you haven't ever slept on pee? did you build your house? did you install the carpet? better yet, ever live in a big city and rent a furnished apartment? getting out of the warmness isnt a big issue for me, but getting back to perfect sleep position. i understand there are many more viruses and such in the world nowadays, but seriously? you're feelings are going to be hurt because the guy that camped before you peed? gtfo thats nonsense.
EDIT: grandfather is still alive and kicking hard. 7 years alcohol free this year.
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