Hello gang, I've been lurking for a long time, trying to soak up everything but in a moment you will see that I'm just not paying enough attention...
I'm looking to hang full time in an effort to cure debilitating back pain and loss of circulation in my arms, both of which occur when I sleep in a bed. I've been in my initial hammock, the HH jungle explorer, but it's not quite right for me. After reading what feels like thousands of posts, I decided that an 11' Hexon from Dutch was the way to go. Because I'm not planning to carry the thing around, I'm not worried about weight. When I was going through the ordering process I looked at my options for suspension but didn't want anything fancy, so when I read that if no suspension was selected, a cable tie loop would be run through the gathered end and that would be it, I was pretty excited.
Here's where the nube silliness happened. I thought to myself, "cable tie loop"; well that sounds like a piece of cable (you know, like comes on a winch that you find on a Jeep) and I can pretty much just clip a biner to that and use my ENO atlas straps to get the hang right. Only there was no Jeep winch cable loop... There was only a cable tie; a little plastic zip tie. When I saw that, I realized that in a world where people measure their gear to the nearest hundredth of a nanogram, a 1/2" steel cable really was a silly expectation and I see where I went wrong.
Now the problem: I have a wonderful new 11' Dutch Hexon (thanks Dutch!) that I simply NEED to hang on tonight and I have precisely zero idea about how to make that happen. What's the best way to add a suspension to this hammock? I have spools of paracord, probably a couple thousand feet in all but I don't want to use that if it's patently ridiculous. I can go to a sporting goods store, REI isn't too far, if I need something larger. I'd like to avoid compounding a silly mistake and making it costly and painful by overloading a suspension.
What I'm looking for is a series of ideas about how to add a suspension to Dutch's hammock so that I can use it tonight. What is the right way, or an acceptable way, or a proper way to add a suspension to this setup? Is it as simple as making a triple strand paracord loop and tying a larks head below the gathered end and carrying on as though it were the steel cable that I thought I was getting? Biner to ENO atlas?
Feel free to laugh a little at my expense, I certainly am. And no one here is going to laugh as hard as my wife, so have at it. Then dispense the wisdom of the group to save me from myself. Thanks in advance.
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