Brand New Haute Hammock T-Shirt Designs

[g2outdoors]

We launched two new designs today! What do you think?

Screw that overpriced coffee from the place that rhymes with fartbutts. The morning joe you brought along in your pack might be the worst swill ever brewed, but we all know it tastes like nectar from the gods as long as it’s piping hot and slowly sipped from our hammock. Just be careful swinging too much – that nectar burns.


This shirt will have everybody saying “Look at the set of acorns on that guy!”...or girl.


All of our shirts are made with premium American Apparel garments. This t-shirt is the smoothest and softest t-shirt you’ll ever wear. Made of fine jersey, it has a durable, vintage feel.

[johnspenn]

Like them both! Looking forward to the wicking offerings

[Mouseskowitz]

I'm not a coffee guy, but a couple nice additions to your collection.

[Yojimbo]

Just added the acorn shirt to my birthday wish list. Hope my wife reads the list.

[g2outdoors]

Like them both! Looking forward to the wicking offerings

Me too. It's looking like Octoberish is when I'll be able to make the investment.

I'm not a coffee guy, but a couple nice additions to your collection.

Thanks Mouseskowitz. You'll appreciate this...I'm working on a Bearrito V2!

Just added the acorn shirt to my birthday wish list. Hope my wife reads the list.

I think 2 Acorns is my favorite shirt.

[Mouseskowitz]

Thanks Mouseskowitz. You'll appreciate this...I'm working on a Bearrito V2!

Excellent, I probably wear my current one every week. The new one might have to go on my Christmas list.