You Might Be a Hammock Camper (Humor)

[Wanderlost]

If the phrase Whooooo Buddy))))) has echoed from your laptop on more than a few occasions.


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[kev138]

If you're a braver man than me...you could always ask her... "Do you need more than one pair of shoes...? "

Nah wouldn't work. I have more shoes than she does. She's a year round flip flop kinda gal.

[kev138]

You might be a Hammock hanger if both of your daughters wear amsteel soft shackles as bracelets.
Or
If you've ever started a conversation with the words," well , Shug says..."
Or
The words " deer fight" crack you up.

[Fastmatt]

You might be a hanger if you hike and continually scan the woods repeating "that's a good spot,that's a good spot that's a good spot ,that's a good spot " with no intention of even staying at any of the 10,000 good spots you have skillfully identified.

[JmBoh]

If you're buying sheets for your bed and wondering if they would make a good hammock, you might be a hammock camper.

[JmBoh]

If your girl friend asks how a dress looks and you start thinking it would look better as a top quilt, you might be a hammock camper.

[johnspenn]

If you know the difference between a structural and adjustable ridgeline, you might be a hammock camper.

If you know three different ways to hang a tarp WITH hardware and three different ways WITHOUT hardware, you might be a hammock camper.

If you are not a sailor, yet you know how to use a Marlin Spike Hitch, you might be a hammock camper.

If you own a Dritz Loop Turner, have no idea what it is actually used for, but use it for splicing hollow-core cordage, you might be a hammock camper.

If the H in HYOH signifies "hang" and not "hike" in your mind, you might be a hammock camper.

If you cringe when someone mentions the word t**t (sorry just can't bring myself to type it) you might be a hammock camper.

If you have ever attached shock cord to a poncho liner, you might be a hammock camper.

If you refer to hardware used to suspend objects in the air between trees as "bling" you might be a hammock camper.

If you refer to your sewing machine as a thread injector you might be a hammock camper.

If you know what a "Tarpworm" is, you might be a hammock camper.

If Hammock Forums is the first thing you check when you wake up, and the last thing you check before going to bed, you might be a hammock camper.

If you know what a "hangle" is, you might be a hammock camper.

If you respond to the question "How's it hanging?" with "30 degrees" you might be a hammock camper.



Just a few off the top of my head.... =)

[ccartertn]

...if your wife asks you to sew something for her...

...if you've had to explain convection to members in your family...

...if you instinctively say "EARLY!" out loud when someone says "early" in conversation...


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[BananaHammock]

If you know the difference between a structural and adjustable ridgeline, you might be a hammock camper.

If you know three different ways to hang a tarp WITH hardware and three different ways WITHOUT hardware, you might be a hammock camper.

If you are not a sailor, yet you know how to use a Marlin Spike Hitch, you might be a hammock camper.

If you own a Dritz Loop Turner, have no idea what it is actually used for, but use it for splicing hollow-core cordage, you might be a hammock camper.

If the H in HYOH signifies "hang" and not "hike" in your mind, you might be a hammock camper.

If you cringe when someone mentions the word t**t (sorry just can't bring myself to type it) you might be a hammock camper.

If you have ever attached shock cord to a poncho liner, you might be a hammock camper.

If you refer to hardware used to suspend objects in the air between trees as "bling" you might be a hammock camper.

If you refer to your sewing machine as a thread injector you might be a hammock camper.

If you know what a "Tarpworm" is, you might be a hammock camper.

If Hammock Forums is the first thing you check when you wake up, and the last thing you check before going to bed, you might be a hammock camper.

If you know what a "hangle" is, you might be a hammock camper.

If you respond to the question "How's it hanging?" with "30 degrees" you might be a hammock camper.



Just a few off the top of my head.... =)

Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. And I did just wake up...

[BananaHammock]

If you've ever laid on a down pillow and wondered what the fill was and whether it was serving its BEST purpose.

If you see a bridge clearance sign and think, "Yeah, that's about the right distance for two trees"

If your wife is not alarmed when you say you're going to hang yourself.