Oh yeah! Dutch rain wear. Or will it just be called 'Dutchwear'
I'll save some marketing time for you Dutch. Here are the slogan's for some of the new offerings;
"The stunning Dutch sweater is better, not wetter."
"So sleek and light, the shirt and the skirt won't hurt or hold dirt"
"Dutch dresses will be successes I guesses"
"A Dutch Coat on a boat may float like a tote, but you'll have a dry throat (because it's non-calendared making it amazingly breathable)"
"Take care with Dutch(underv)ear for there will be bears who stop and dare to stare at your comfy underwear, mon frere"
"Even Groot, that cute woody brute would look gut in a Dutch rain suit"
"A Dutch rain scarf won't make Aunt Jane barf"
Or how about;
"This is how the world ends, not with a bang, but with a shapely Dutch rain shawl, ya'll"
or
"Let us go then you and I, like a patient etherized in some comfy and slimming rainwear by that greatest of all hikers"
or
"If Vicky had worn a Dutch rain dickey (a type of false shirt-front) she could have hid that hickey from linebacker Ricky and then Dutch wouldn't have got his junior high backside kickeed" (Sorry Dutch, had to bring it up, though we all know you're tougher for that whuppin and could easily take him now).
Yep. Could have been a poet. It's not rocket surgery.
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