More BAD Amazon hammocks and disinformation....

**Chesapeake** · 08-23-2019, 17:49

I don't even know what to say to this :

https://www.amazon.com/Different-Ham...2&sr=8-14&th=1

A hammock that solves the " C shape sleeping position" by INDUCING calfridge? WTF? But it's patented and a U.S. based company so it's gotta be legit right? Lol. Oh,and it even comes with ROPE to hang it with! I think the " C shape sleeping position problem " was solved a looooooong time ago, by NOT laying like a **** C ! Right?

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**TrailSlug** · 08-23-2019, 18:09

Your wasting your time telling us on this message board as we know better. On the other hand the vast majority of Amazon customers do not.

**Chesapeake** · 08-23-2019, 19:28

Oh I know the vast stores of hammock knowledge here, I just thought it was funny : " solving" one " problem " by creating another, lol. How could anyone sleep with that amount of ridge going right up their, well, upper thighs lol. I could see maybe putting both feet on one side, but even then you'd have a massive ridge under your leg and would be better off laying diagonally I'd think. I just don't get it.

**michigandave** · 08-23-2019, 19:33

Maybe it's just a Russian plot to get us all to sleep on the ground again. Time for deep investigation and hearings to figure out why....

**TrailSlug** · 08-23-2019, 19:49

Originally Posted by michigandave

Maybe it's just a Russian plot to get us all to sleep on the ground again. Time for deep investigation and hearings to figure out why....

Yea, yea, that's it. It's the "cold" butt syndrome war all over again.

**Smckinney0031** · 08-23-2019, 19:52

Well then again, half the sellers on amazon dont know English. So they may just not know how to word things

**jeff-oh** · 08-23-2019, 20:09

Well I do not understand your complaint. Looks to be actually innovative, combining a bridge hammock cut with a GE hammock. Warbonnet did a similar thing in working with the cut and construction of the hammock to create their "shelf".

**Tikker** · 08-23-2019, 22:28

Originally Posted by jeff-oh

Well I do not understand your complaint. Looks to be actually innovative, combining a bridge hammock cut with a GE hammock.

I was kinda thinking the same thing

it's at least DIFFERENT, and cut in a way that maybe solves a problem for some folks. for under $25, wouldn't be the worst gamble

**Haszard4** · 08-25-2019, 18:51

Originally Posted by jeff-oh

Well I do not understand your complaint. Looks to be actually innovative, combining a bridge hammock cut with a GE hammock. Warbonnet did a similar thing in working with the cut and construction of the hammock to create their "shelf".

Looks like a DIY experiment is warranted.

**GilligansWorld** · 08-25-2019, 22:13

Originally Posted by Chesapeake

Oh I know the vast stores of hammock knowledge here, I just thought it was funny : " solving" one " problem " by creating another, lol. How could anyone sleep with that amount of ridge going right up their, well, upper thighs lol. I could see maybe putting both feet on one side, but even then you'd have a massive ridge under your leg and would be better off laying diagonally I'd think. I just don't get it.

Right on CeenNoir

- Funny how Amazon hammocks and Outdoor Vitals in specific are rated so high - I think people are actually high when they rate them

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