honorary or ornery Okies?Originally Posted by avalonmorn
Btw, you fellas talking about your wives hiding your tools from you are lucky. I live alone, and no one believes me when I tell them gremlins stole my screwdriver.
honorary or ornery Okies?
Btw, you fellas talking about your wives hiding your tools from you are lucky. I live alone, and no one believes me when I tell them gremlins stole my screwdriver.
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I thought missing tools were the perfect reason to go the hardware store! And while you're there you pick up a few other tools you might need for the next project too, and so on... funny how my tools never go missing anymore.
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I have cheap extra tools that are easy for women to find, and I don't care where they end up. The tool thief never make it my bag of good tools.
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Did you guys ever wonder why your wives "accidently" washed her red pajamas with your white underwear? Just sayin'
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...for same reason we leave the cap off the toothpaste & the "seat" up!
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Answer me this....why is it that when you start working your way down the list the needed tool is gone? And then when you inform the wife that you can't find the right too, you only get an additional list?
Or better yet...you don't even get the list, and she informs you that she fixed the problem by herself. And that is when you are also informed that you need a better tool for the job...because, for some reason it didn't work like it was suppose to. But there isn't time for you go get the proper tool, and besides the budget wouldn't allow for it...you just should have seen this coming.
I'm just saying.
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