Little excited and had to share.
Just got my 8', sleek ,black WhoOpie Slings in the mail. First time I saw Shugs vid demonstration, I knew I had to incorporate them into my stealth rig.
I put in my order on whoopieslings.com and got a personal confirmation reply that same day. I was worried I wouldn't have them for the upcoming Hoosier Hang. Get this. They were in my mailbox in just 2.5 business days! Are you serious? Nice!
Like a little kid, I hurried into the house to open my new toy. I squeezed the package as I walked. As I imagined, the cord inside was slickery. "Very sexy" I thought to myself. (and yes, slickery is a word here in Indiana)
Once inside, I teased myself a bit more by setting the package down on the kitchen table to go do a few mundane things. Anticipation built......I couldn't wait any longer. Got my glasses. got my coffee and I sat down.
After a few long seconds of studying the package, I pulled out the pocket knife but then put it away. "This had to be handled gently" I reasoned. Slowly I grabbed the corner of the flap and pulled back. oh ahhh oohhh oh yeah, ...shhweet...come to daddy..... that's the good stuff right there...
I carefully eyeballed the sleek, amsteel close-up and at a distance. I slipped it threw my hands to get an idea of how it felt. I slid the constrictor down and then back up. I tugged and pulled on each end; fascinated at it's breaking strength and how well it gripped. Wow!
Great workmanship, very detailed, very cool, very sexy! I can't wait to try them out!
Thanks Opie.
Weirdest thing..... I have the urge to smoke a cigarette.....
-Skookum
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