You might be a hammock hanger if....

[Frawg]

...if you notice potential stealth hanging sites when driving anywhere.

[timabababaluka]

...if you bring a portable hammock stand with you to the DMV.

[gunner76]

You are waiting to find out if your first grandchild is a girl or a boy so you know wether to get them a blue or pink hammock.

[timabababaluka]

You are waiting to find out if your first grandchild is a girl or a boy so you know wether to get them a blue or pink hammock.

...If you bought a gender-neutral hammock for that occassion 5 years before your son/daughter was even expecting--just so you'd be ready .

[lazy river road]

You might b a hanger If your posting on HF 3 hrs before you get married

[Bradley]

Today, 09:19 You might b a hanger If your posting on HF 3 hrs before you get married

Guess your married now . . . eh

Honey Moon in the new Hammock Hilton ???

[Young hanger]

if your home page is HF

[Bradley]

If you're checking for new posts . . .
. . . in the 4 hours before . . .

the last 20 laps of NASCAR

[Hangin' Burrito]

....if you have 3/8" X 4" eye bolts with carabiners fastened to the studs in your bedroom. (for a hammock, THAT"S ALL!!!)

.....if you schedule the family vacation after you check and see that no hangs are coming up!

[timabababaluka]

.....if you schedule the family vacation after you check and see that no hangs are coming up!

...if you accidentally schedule a family vacation during a hang--and then go to the hang.

...if the kids, while on vacation, are worried because it's been two days since dad "stepped out to get some ice", but mom doesn't bother to call the police because she has a pretty good idea where daddy is.

...if mom always knows where daddy is by checking the HF calendar.