The 12 Rules of Hammock Hanging
1. Get pictures or it did not happen.
2. You never have enough hammocks
3. Its not an addiction unless you are trying to stop
4. Do not hang higher that you are willing to fall
5. Its just a hobby, its just a hobby, its just a hobby....
6. Its not a sewing machine, its a thread injector.
7. Dutch Clips have magical properties
8. Do not covet your neighbors hammock
9. There is always a better way to hang your hammock and or tarp
10. You describe your latest trip by the places you hung your hammock
11. You hope your wife kicks you out of the bed so you can hang in the back yard.
12. You are not an official hammock hanger until you have watched all of Shug's videos