Welcome to the club, WV guys.
I typed that extra-slow, so yinz can understand it. You know... being from WV and all.
I kid, I kid. For those that don't know, Pennsylvanians-- Pittsburghers, in particular-- and West Virginians have a long history of poking fun at each other.
But seriously... You'll enjoy hammocking; WV has some excellent wild areas that you just can't tent in.