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    Member Kermit's Avatar
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    Smacked in the face by girlfriend

    Perhaps you've seen my threads about waiting for and/or receiving my 4 Season 3/4 Phoenix underquilt.

    I suppose it matters not if you have or if you have not.

    So....

    Yesterday I was in the backyard messing around with my setup with my latest addition, said underquilt.


    I come inside and she asks "Whats' that thing underneath your hammock, it looks like a tube."

    I ponder for a moment and reply, "It's my under....it's my hampon."

    Smack.
    UQ=Hampon

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    Yea, a lot of my stories about my wife & I end with "And then she hit me!" Usually followed by a less than truthful "& I don't know why".

    When you have a backpack on, no matter where you are, you’re home.
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    Hampon...... seriously ?????
    Dude, you had it coming.

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    sewing machine => thread injector

    underquilt => hampon

    ...in it for pics.

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    Ask a silly question...

    A most appropriate response in my opinion.
    Thanks for the grins!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thekalimist View Post
    sewing machine => thread injector

    underquilt => hampon

    haha thats one worthy of someone's signature!
    -Dan
    Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongues. Proverbs 17:28

    Custom hammocks...cottage industry...endless options
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    Funny! When y'all getting married?

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    hu her name mary becuse sound like my wife for no good resion i get smacked why is that.

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    Perfect!

    I treasure the smacks. They are a sure sign I haven't lost my touch.
    Dave

    "Loneliness is the poverty of self; solitude is the richness of self."~~~May Sarton

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    Thanks For the good laugh this am.. uh now back to work.

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