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    chuck prefers not to have a bug net. mosquitoes die instantly upon landing on him.

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    chuck has filed a lawsuit on Kick *** Quilts for trademark infringement of his chest hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irvingdog View Post
    Loves the hammock, but from the photo, appears to have pitched a tent....
    I'm sorry, but I'm having trouble understanding what you're trying to say because Chuck Norris doesn't use tents, in fact, Chuck Norris doesn't even sleep...he waits. Please allow 7 to 10 days for your roundhouse kick to arrive...
    I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've brought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!

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    No need to wait

    Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick everyone in the world simultaneously...
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    Haha, this thread's hilarious...So I googled Chuck Norris and camping and here are two good ones:

    Chuck Norris went camping. A bear got into chuck norris' cooler and starting eating his food. Chuck Norris came tearing out of his hammock and stared at the bear. The bear looked back at Chuck Norris and ate himself because he didn't want a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris was camping once and needed to relieve himself so he dug a hole. You might know it as the Grand Canyon.
    I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've brought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!

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    Chuck Norris doesn't need a stove, his tears boil at room temperature. The thing is, he has never cried, but lucky for him he doesn't need to eat, ever, which is why he doesn't need a stove.
    Those who expect disappointment are never disappointed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Law Dawg (ret) View Post
    That said; Diagonal lay allows even more power to the feared round house kick. Chuck hit the ground from his hammock once (just once)...

    ...the planet is still unconscious.
    It is also still spinning. It has been since he kicked it. Also of note, chucks kick to the ground from his hammock was so powerful that the core of the earth melted. This caused gravity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by taylo166 View Post
    chuck has filed a lawsuit on Kick *** Quilts for trademark infringement of his chest hair.
    Funny. Very funny! I wonder what Chuck Norris thinks about all these kind of jokes. I bet he gets a kick out of them. Wait but if he kicked himself, what would happen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lizzie View Post
    Funny. Very funny! I wonder what Chuck Norris thinks about all these kind of jokes. I bet he gets a kick out of them. Wait but if he kicked himself, what would happen?
    The world as we know it, would end.

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    i heard that Shug's unicycle was once a mountain bike, until he ran into chuck norris on the trail!

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