chuck prefers not to have a bug net. mosquitoes die instantly upon landing on him.
chuck prefers not to have a bug net. mosquitoes die instantly upon landing on him.
chuck has filed a lawsuit on Kick *** Quilts for trademark infringement of his chest hair.
I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've brought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!
No need to wait
Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick everyone in the world simultaneously...
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Haha, this thread's hilarious...So I googled Chuck Norris and camping and here are two good ones:
Chuck Norris went camping. A bear got into chuck norris' cooler and starting eating his food. Chuck Norris came tearing out of his hammock and stared at the bear. The bear looked back at Chuck Norris and ate himself because he didn't want a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was camping once and needed to relieve himself so he dug a hole. You might know it as the Grand Canyon.
I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've brought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stove, his tears boil at room temperature. The thing is, he has never cried, but lucky for him he doesn't need to eat, ever, which is why he doesn't need a stove.
Those who expect disappointment are never disappointed.
Help a Boy Scout Troop in your area - become a mentor.
God created Firemen so cops would have heros.
i heard that Shug's unicycle was once a mountain bike, until he ran into chuck norris on the trail!
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