LMAO, heineken cans.Originally Posted by Fronkey
when your wife says "look at that pretty bird" and you respond
" The one on the widow maker???"
LMAO, heineken cans.
when your wife says "look at that pretty bird" and you respond
" The one on the widow maker???"
Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.
Thomas Jefferson
You know your a hammocker when: You have Brandon on speed dial!
"Tenting is equivalent to a bum crawling into a cardboard box, hammocking is an art" KK
You know your a hammocker when: there's an itemized list of your gear in your divorce papers.
"Tenting is equivalent to a bum crawling into a cardboard box, hammocking is an art" KK
You know you are a hammocker
When you call sewing machines "thread injectors for gear making".
When you estimate outdoor temperatures by which under quilt you would use.
When the term "flat lay" is the most exciting thing you can think of.
When you ask someone "how's it hanging" and you are only referring to their hammock.
When there are two seasons ..... Bug season and no bug net required but more insulation season.
When you are used to yourvsignificant other rolling their eyes and saying "that's really nice honey"' when you are looking at a tarp.
When you can't understand that Shug, Griz, Dutch, and others are not household names in Everyones home.
When you start and end your day on Hammock forums!
Last edited by Captn; 04-24-2011 at 06:46.
Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage
William Shakespeare
"Insert witty and intelligent statement here"
You know you are a Hammock Hanger when:
Your wife rolls her eyes every time you hang your hammock in the backyard but can't complain too much because she has the most secure, tightest and level clothesline in town.
Your kids say Santa looks like Mcintyre, not the other way around.
You have a degree in history and still believe Rome fell because they had bad knot tying skills. (What is Latin for slippery half-hitch?)
Your buddies tell you before surgery that they will have a hammock waiting for ya in the recovery room.
Life is good.
Ken T.
“Between every two pines is a doorway to a new world.”
― John Muir
Watches synchronized, sharp mind and empty bladder. You get caught, demand an attorney and don't ever say my name. - Agent Simmons
"With your eyes closed you can't tell the difference between Tyvek and Cuben." - Knotty
When you walk into your bedroom, and completely overlooking your bed, say "These two walls would be perfect for me to hang my hammock!"
'82 . . . The list (my list) was non-negotiable, I got the camping gear . . .kayak karl: there's an itemized list of your gear in your divorce papers.
. . . she got the rest . . . "Good bye"
You know your a hammocker when:
Somewhere in your home you have set-up a system . . . to hang . . .
. . . the moment you get the hangkerin' . . .
. . . even if it is unfinished 2x4's
Bradley SaintJohn
Flat Bottom Canoe
Start A Biz
The Transition from Ground Sleeping to Hammocksis the Conversion from Agony To Ecstasy,and Curing Ground-In-somnia.
"Call unto me, and I will answer thee, and show you great and mighty things . . ." Jeremiah 33:3
ΙΧΘΥΣ
You know your a hammocker when: Amsteel and Biners are on your Christmas list.
"Tenting is equivalent to a bum crawling into a cardboard box, hammocking is an art" KK
When looking for a new place to live one of the must haves is a good place to hang.
Backpacking: An extended form of hiking in which people carry double the amount of gear they need for half the distance they planned to go in twice the time it should take. ~Author Unknown
Big Joe
...the phrase 'bottom entry' doesn't conjure up fear of your next physical.
“Simplicity in all things is the secret of the wilderness and one of its most valuable lessons. I think the matter of simplicity goes further than just food, equipment, and unnecessary gadgets; it goes into the matter of thoughts and objectives as well. When in the wilds, we must not carry our problems with us or the joy is lost.” -Sigurd Olson
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