Lol! That is beautiful.....and pretty much the truth!
So, this is how your weekend will go now:
5:30pm Check USPS tracking information.
5:33pm Visit Warbonnet site; ogle Blackbird photos; watch set-up video (AGAIN).
8:04pm Repeat all of the above. "Why hasn't it left Colorado? What does 'USPS has been notified' even mean?"
9:28pm Check tracking information.
10:31pm Search HF for 'WBBB.' Whoa...you've got a lot of reading to do!
11:14pm Check tracking information.
11:15pm Google 'USPS delivery estimates.'
11:48pm Watch set-up video one more time, just so you'll know exactly what to do when that box arrives.
11:57pm Concoct story to tell the boss for when you can't make it to work one day next week. But...which day??
11:58pm Check tracking information.
12:01am Think to self, "Wait, how did that slippery half hitch go again? Behind the buckles?" Set-up video. Again.
12:10am In bed for a restless night's sleep.
12:31am Tell yourself, "OK, maybe there's a 3rd shift at the sorting facility." Check tracking information.
Repeat above, beginning at 6:14am.
See Saturday. Wife and son realize that you have a problem, or at least an addiction to package tracking databases.
It arrives and all is right in the world.
Then you start looking at those camo Superfly pictures...