Or get a Brazilian for home and take the black bird back out into the woods.
On a side note, you might want to ask your doctor to do a sleep study. You might have sleep apnea. My snoring wasn't always so bad I'd end up in the bed alone, but I was waking up with headaches all the time and that's what got me to actually go talk to the Dr. I guess it's better than how my coworker found out, he had apnea so bad he was falling asleep all the time. He bounced off a semi's rear tandums on the way into work one morning. He was so oxygen deprived that he was in the early stages of heart failure.
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