for relaxation when things are going your way.
I hope mods will allow latitude, so the punchline can be enjoyed. This is a redacted and neutered report on a recent nationally televised public interview for a very important job, as it appeared in a major online news daily.:
There was plenty of attacking between the other non-__X__ candidates. At times it felt like a vigorous competition for third place. Y is getting a fruit basket for Christmas from the X family. He attacked everyone else. He called Z ?????; Z returned that he was a mmmmm. Q said the same thing in response to Y's claim he was a 8888 99999. L said a pox on all of them. Had there been a hammock to relax in, X might have enjoyed himself a nap.