I can’t say enough good about my recent experience with Dutchware. After following his YouTube channel, I decided to enter the rabbit hole or you could say “The Ultimate Hang” hole of whoopie slings, under quilts and ridgelines. This is a place where you find yourself saying the words of the mad hatter “whoooo buddy” for no apparent reason.

After placing my order, the white rabbit, my guide through Hammockland, emailed me to point out the errors in my thought process. This is when I knew I was in another land. After many correspondences later, I was set in the right direction and had an order of Quilt Hooks, Dutch Hooks, Tarp Flyz’s and other unnamed thingies.

“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see”? –Alice in wonderland

“Well, after this I should think nothing of falling down stairs”. - Alice in wonderland