I cut the fabric for my wife's hammock -- she is a high school teacher -- and said, "This one's going to be yours. It's in your school color!" She replied, deadly serious, "What the (BLEEP) am I gonna do with that?"
I shook my head and thought pleasant thoughts as I walked away. I got her to go canoeing. I got her to go kayaking. I got her to sleep outdoors several nights a year in a tent. I think I have finally exhausted her patience.
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