How do my apartment eyebolts look?

[Bird Dog]

Yeah, but you're already working on those DIY skills...

And I hope my kids never want ANYTHING that's sour apple green and maroon.

Obviously you dont have girls....or at least not ones that are "Pre-teens" (Life is getting hard - for me).

I hope I get the time for Black Bishop to teach me. Was looking good for this week, but I may have to bail on that plan. BD

[turk]

Somebody on yahoo had the whole door frame come crashing down on him and his daughter, and he ended up with stitches. It'll be pretty funny to have the bolts/hinge stay connected to the frame...but have to open the door to get out of the hammock, as it lays flat on top of you like in a cartoon.

Please post videos instead of pics for this one...

that was me
Nothing bleeds more than a good head wound
I was just so so so!!! thankful that I was sitting up and took the brunt of the impact. My daughter only caught her arm. very minor. She was only 2 I think when that happened. Could have been a whole lot worse.

All said and done though ... what words of wisdom could I possibly impart?!?
.. well .... let me tell you how absolutely impossible it is to replace a 21" french door with a 5" back-set and
mahogany 100yr old trim.