Has this ever happened to you? I just got in and was just about to start tweaking my new UQ when BAM!!!! and I'm on the ground.

No signs of picks or tears, I had just given it a look over. Soft cotton shorts with no pockets.

3 years old. Just a baby!

Going to get some ibuprofen and some tissue.

PS The cat (looking a little like roadkill) was drawn to the sound of the disaster.