Reese is looking good. ..
"If a man speaks in the woods, and there is no woman there to hear, is he still wrong?"
Well that title is bound to drag me in for a read and view!
SS:Well played indeed, Sir! Well played indeed! No hoot owks are going to interfere with the love you and Reese share! And yes, she is the best!I had an erotic dream about Reese Witherspoon, and in the background it sounded like somebody was whistling an a cappela version of the chorus of Devo's Uncontrollable Urge (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BmxN3E548I). It seemed strangely appropriate: an erotic dream about Reese Witherspoon with a Devo soundtrack.
I gradually realized that the soundtrack was a hooting competition among quite a few barred (aka hoot) owls. At first, I could hear them down in the gorge, but then they came right in our campsite. It distracted me from Reese Witherspoon but we were still able to consummate our love, even with all the hooting in the background. Reese, you're the best.
That is about as big of a transformation as you will ever read about! Great report!A lot has changed in the year since Perrito and I did the Fall MAHHA 2011 pre-hike together. Back then, I was out of shape, and sporting a 26-year-old North Face 90-liter pack that I loaded to 60 lbs. I had a Grand Trunk Funky Forest tarp with a ridgeline of Home Depot nylon rope. I used a Hennessy Expedition with blue ccf pad and 4 lb. synthetic sleeping bag. My cook kit was a 2 lb. Swedish Army Trangia mess kit. I carried a machete. I even packed a full-size pillow from my bedroom. Many dollars later, and a lot of research on this forum, and I'm much lighter and in better trail shape.
Apparently, signature that I used from 2006 no longer tolerated so now deleted.
I saw that magazine in the store yesterday. "She didn't look that sexy in my dream," I thought. So I went home, took a nap and dreamed of her again!