I dreamed of Reese Witherspoon - Pennsylvania Grand Canyon 10/5-7/12 P1

[yooz85]

I missed this earlier, so it was a fun read. I have been tempted to paddle that area. I have seen several good reports. Oh, btw SS, pigs don't sweat. That is why they enjoy rolling in the mud to cool off.

From what i understand paddling or biking this area is very nice and Pine Creek outfitters does shuttles for both. But from experience this trail is beautiful, i watched this video before my hike this past spring for inspiration!

[perrito]

Reese is looking good. ..

[BillyBob58]

Well that title is bound to drag me in for a read and view!

SS:

I had an erotic dream about Reese Witherspoon, and in the background it sounded like somebody was whistling an a cappela version of the chorus of Devo's Uncontrollable Urge (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BmxN3E548I). It seemed strangely appropriate: an erotic dream about Reese Witherspoon with a Devo soundtrack.

I gradually realized that the soundtrack was a hooting competition among quite a few barred (aka hoot) owls. At first, I could hear them down in the gorge, but then they came right in our campsite. It distracted me from Reese Witherspoon but we were still able to consummate our love, even with all the hooting in the background. Reese, you're the best.

Well played indeed, Sir! Well played indeed! No hoot owks are going to interfere with the love you and Reese share! And yes, she is the best!

A lot has changed in the year since Perrito and I did the Fall MAHHA 2011 pre-hike together. Back then, I was out of shape, and sporting a 26-year-old North Face 90-liter pack that I loaded to 60 lbs. I had a Grand Trunk Funky Forest tarp with a ridgeline of Home Depot nylon rope. I used a Hennessy Expedition with blue ccf pad and 4 lb. synthetic sleeping bag. My cook kit was a 2 lb. Swedish Army Trangia mess kit. I carried a machete. I even packed a full-size pillow from my bedroom. Many dollars later, and a lot of research on this forum, and I'm much lighter and in better trail shape.

That is about as big of a transformation as you will ever read about! Great report!

[SilvrSurfr]

I saw that magazine in the store yesterday. "She didn't look that sexy in my dream," I thought. So I went home, took a nap and dreamed of her again!