I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Uh oh, so using bacon grease to lube my parachord through the nylon might have been a bad idea?
Great advice, thank you. Luckily this time of year there are sealed bags of Ice Melt and sand readily available in my basement.