I heard some tales about the manufacture of this hammock. It might be cursed. Sure you wanna chance it? Will take it and perform various ceremonies in the light of the moon to cleanse of the evil. Take.....6-7 months. Very reasonable rates.
Evil spirits notwithstanding, looks good Gresh.
Bwahahaha.....too funny!! The only curse that hammock was given was the "sleepy time" curse...lay in it and you're out like a light. ;-)
Oh, wait, I may have added the "I don't ever want to get out of this thing" curse, too.