What do you do with a new tarp?

[thatguy]

sounds like you got the same reply as when I suggested hanging my hammock in the bedroom.

Surprisingly, the wife was ok with this. Now if I just had the hammock.

I always make it a point to remind my wife that she knew I was nuts before she married me, I was very open and honest about my insanity, so any complaint about ny insanity this far in the marriage is null and void...

I tell my wife all the time that she agreed to it with the unspoken, but implied part of "I do". "I do.... agree to put up with all your insanity" this goes both ways of course.

Wives have no sense of humor

Could have stopped here