A new member with a screen name of "bearpinata" got me thinking about the pet names we have for hammocks - like "bear burrito", and that they exist because of the incorrect notion that we're somehow "exposed" to the "wild" unlike being in a tent. Hogwash!
So, was thinking about turning the tables and coming up with similar pet names for ground-dwelling shelters...
coyote fire hydrant
...I'm sure we can come up with some really good ones!