MY.NAME.IS D-J Jeffrey and I'm hear to say,
That hanging seems like fun and its bound to stay
a tradition for a lifetime with many ups and downs
and when we're swinging in the wind you know we be actin' like a clown!
Clown! that THATs out of the way......

Never owned a hammock. Would like to do some research before I buy one and this seems like a great place to discuss any questions I have. I have a bachelors in Foresty, so until I'm useful in Hammiquette, why don't you try me at trees?

Go on wit' it