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    Hammorrhoids

    Hammorrhoids: The painful condition resulting from the excessive straining required to extricate oneself from a hammock hung with nylon straps instead of polyester.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrPappy View Post
    Hammorrhoids: The painful condition resulting from the excessive straining required to extricate oneself from a hammock hung with nylon straps instead of polyester.

    That made me both chuckle and cringe at the same time...
    "We do not go to the green woods and crystal waters to rough it, we go to smooth it."- G. W. Sears

    My forum name is Fish<><; I'm in the navy; and I hate sleeping on the ground. If I didn't need ground to walk on or measure resistance to, I think I could happily give it up.

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    CHS = cold ham syndrome
    Stealth camping is all fun and games until you have to take a dump.

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    Hammocillin: the cure given to ground dwellers for sore back syndrome. Usually administered by a friend letting them sleep in their hammock.
    Leave me alone, I'm only talking to my dog today.

    I may be outnumbered, but never outmanned.

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    Hammoxicillian, for those allergic to Hammocillin.
    Most of us end up poorer here but richer for being here. Olddog, Fulltime hammocker, 365 nights a year.

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    Has anyone contacted Webster? Or would this be considered "Hammockphonics"?
    Fair Winds & Following Seas.

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