A bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose.
A bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose.
Man who says he meets you half way usually a poor judge of distance.
Thanks,
Mr. G
"The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering." (St. Augustine)
Man who run in front of car get tired,Man who runs behind car get exhausted
Man who goes to sleep with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky hand
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot
I have cut twice and had them both be wrong many a time.
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Journey of 1000 miles begin with first step.
Journey of 1020 miles begin when realize forgot wallet few miles out.
Woman who frequently puts husband in dog house will soon find him in cat house.
- We're never going to survive this!!
- Nonsense. You only say that because no one ever has.
Lolol, these are hilarious! Wish I could contribute but I have no 'fucious sayings. I'll just read yours
"In seed time learn, in harvest teach, in winter enjoy." -D'Signore's, Tide Mill Farm, Edmunds, Maine.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
If man was meant to run around naked, he would have been born that way
I am still 18 but with 52 years of experience !
Man who give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach will "Abdicate".
Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.
Man who walnk through airport doors sideways, going to Bangkok
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