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    Senior Member SkidvonArk's Avatar
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    Talking Video: Hammock Rap! (playing in the snow...)

    We finally got us our first "real" snow down/up/East/West here in the ol' KY. Got to go out and play in it a bit. I give you my little ode to the hammock (with a nod to Shug who got me started on this awesome journey!)



    Lyrics
    I spent a long long time, laying on the ground..
    Yea the tent in my pack sorely weighed some pounds
    I opened my eyes, and what did I see?
    A man from Minnesota swinging tree to tree
    A thin piece of fabric, suspended in the air
    Should I even try it? Man should you even dare?
    I grabbed two straps and a couple of toggles...
    How this would even work, my mind began to boggle.

    On the knot, (not the toggle!) was his advice,
    suspended in comfort man it felt so nice...
    How long did it take? How did I survive?
    That's when I decided to pimp my hammock ride.
    Dutch bling, whoopie slings, and DIY
    Got my hammock ride, looking superfly (heh)
    HammockGear quilts and some Cuben Fiber
    I feel my pack getting a little bit lighter.

    Bugnets, underquilts, man I love it all
    (just check your gear for fraying, you don't want to fall!)
    Set your ridgeline to get that playa' sag.
    Roll it all up, and throw it in a bag!
    Out in the snow, and even when it's muddy,
    from deep inside I felt a "Whoooo buddy!!!"
    I think it's safe to say I've caught the hammocking disease
    Cuz that's how I hang baby, 30*


    Hope you guys enjoy!

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    Senior Member olddog's Avatar
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    Best rap I've ever heard. At least I could understand the lyrics.
    Most of us end up poorer here but richer for being here. Olddog, Fulltime hammocker, 365 nights a year.

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    Purty funny. But I hope you utilized the tent poles for your Superfly.

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    Senior Member ferret's Avatar
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    Well made, sir!

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    Senior Member Hawk-eye's Avatar
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    Right funny stuff! Well done!

    WARNING: Will discuss Rhurbarb Strawberry Pie and Livermush at random.


    "A democracy is two wolves and a small lamb voting on what to have for dinner.
    Freedom under a constitutional republic is a well armed lamb contesting the vote." ... B.Franklin


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    Brilliant!!

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    Senior Member ferrulewax's Avatar
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    Funny and clever, much better than most "rap"

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    Very nice.

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    Great job!

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    Great stuff
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