I'm trying my best to give a hard time to all you guys that had such good adventures this weekend while I stayed home to honor a commitment to be a speaker at a garden show. It is raw jealously, pure and simple. But, on the other hand, maybe talking about "lawns" to about 40 mostly retired people, two of whom kept dozing off (it was a thrilling delivery), really is more exciting than floating quietly down a river, or watching a slow-burning fire (even if it is DuraFlames) under a full moon. But...maybe NOT!!!!!!!