I wasn't born in Texas, but I got there as soon as I could!
Age 1.5 - 13 were spent being raised as a Texan. Only flags flying in my basement (besides the HF flag) are the Culpeper Minutemen (Don't Tread On Me) and the Lone Star. Throw in 8 years in Kansas, a couple in Rhode Island (they have their own dictionary, seriously), ten in Florida, and a total of about 5 in Colorado. I can talk the talk anywhere except the upper midwest. I don't even do a good job of making fun of their dialect.
Finger blisters SUCK!
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